XXXCALIBUR Dildo Hankey's Toys

Truly the King of sex toys, this legendary Excalibur dildo is always a welcomed guest at a good sword fight. As the real legend would have it, the great King Arthur finally released the XXXCalibur from a vacuous cavern, otherwise known as Sir Lancelot’s ass. The clouds parted in the sky and a light shone down from the heavens above. Lancelot fell to his knees as King Aurthur raised the newly freed XXXCalibur dildo and proclaimed, “I am no longer King Arthur. I am now… King Ass-Master!”

When you go into battle with this trusty dildo, you are sure to feel like a King when you are finished, every time. Sure to bring you to your knees like any good knighting ceremony in the Middle Ages, this toy has 360 degree balls. Pleasantly realistic, it boasts a sword-like-look with a pointed tip for effortless deep-depth navigation. Available in three lifelike colors and two firmness options, this ass sword is complete with very nice vein/skin texture and a wide shaft to ensure every ending is happy.

The XXXCalibur dildo is available in three unique, satisfying sizes, MD/LG, LG/XL, and our newest size XXL. (Pictured in Natural Tan- Colors are hand mix so tones may vary)