Are you hungry?

The beast with a boner is here and ready to plug your holes with it's meaty, muscular knot.

The Big Daddy best describes this toy now available in four sizes. Vac-U-Hole

Meet Centaur, the man with a horse cock.

The Taintacle tentacle dildo is made for anal, right down to its shapely S-curve design.

Get ready for the entry of a lifetime with this uniquely shaped dildo.

The Rabbit, hop on and ride this short, ultra-wide toy with a nice tapered head for easy-entry! Vac-U-Lock

This is a gorgeous, wrinkly skinned (similar to elephant skin), uncut, trunk-like monster cock that will leave you full and satisfied, begging for mercy!

This is a uniquely shaped toy that will really open you up, if girth is your thing, Clyde's got you covered! Vac - U- hole

From the darkest depths, the deepest caverns and your greatest fears this beast has awoken and its only goal is to make you its bitch. Vac-U-Hole

Take home the Midass Touch today and work that finger to the bone...just don't point your finger at us, we warned you this would be a wild ride! - Vac - U- hole